One sunny day last week...

One sunny day last week...

DD: "Phewwwiittt... leng chai, mai mai. Got sale!!"

"What sale?"
"Btw, my name is Jan Tan. You can call me Tan for short. I am the alpha male in the neighbourhood. I roams and covers Jln PUJ 7/1 to Jln PUJ 7/7. I have my marking on every lamp post so don't play play. I am the BOSS"


But behind every successful man dog, there is a fat and ugly woman bitch.
"Oi, what do you mean by fat. I am not fat, only ugly. Well... everyone here called me Tina, short for Be Tina"
"And to you Tan, don't you ever go near that blonde chick. We black people don't like blonde, ok. Now come back!!"


This is where they usually meet up, Hydrant Corner about 50 meters aways from my home. Every evening both Tan and Tina will be there sniffing each other butt. Menyampah betui tengok mereka 'bercengkeramah'...



From The Daddy - Dom Dom was on heat 2 weeks ago so she has been acting extra 'hiao'