Wednesday, December 31, 2008

I am still alive. Merry Christmas!

Hi everybody!
I am still alive!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

See you next year!

Monday, August 4, 2008

Dogathon 2008

Anyone going?

Daddy promised to bring me there. And this time, I'll make sure he doesn't go drinking the earlier night else I'll bite off his .... Hehehe

Friday, April 18, 2008

Driven a car before? Sap sap sui lah....

Gigi mia owner asked me whether my daddy got let me drive his car or not. Aiyo, like this mia stoopid question also she dare to ask.

Nah, proof that daddy let me drive his car when I was only 5 months old!!

Turn to the left...

Turn to the right and avoid pothole.

Lately I very busy practice my agogocart. Wanna take part in the interdoggy competition.
Gigi, you balik kampung eat ginger leaves lah... leave the city to doggy like me.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

One sunny day last week...

One sunny day last week...

DD: "Phewwwiittt... leng chai, mai mai. Got sale!!"

"What sale?"
"Btw, my name is Jan Tan. You can call me Tan for short. I am the alpha male in the neighbourhood. I roams and covers Jln PUJ 7/1 to Jln PUJ 7/7. I have my marking on every lamp post so don't play play. I am the BOSS"

But behind every successful man dog, there is a fat and ugly woman bitch.
"Oi, what do you mean by fat. I am not fat, only ugly. Well... everyone here called me Tina, short for Be Tina"
"And to you Tan, don't you ever go near that blonde chick. We black people don't like blonde, ok. Now come back!!"

This is where they usually meet up, Hydrant Corner about 50 meters aways from my home. Every evening both Tan and Tina will be there sniffing each other butt. Menyampah betui tengok mereka 'bercengkeramah'...

From The Daddy - Dom Dom was on heat 2 weeks ago so she has been acting extra 'hiao'

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

I am still alive

Hi hi. Contrary to rumour spread by liucas, I am pretty much alive and kicking.

To prove you that, below is the picture of my san choi or figure. I bet Liucas is dripping saliva right now. But too bad, you are too SHORT for my liking. Hahahahaha

Here is a picture of me enjoying my BIG BIG bone. Grandma bought one for me from the market. I think Liucas never tried this before. He only has those pathetic kibble that is why he is malnutritious and developed the symptom 'unable to differentiate his own gender'. I pity you

Okay, that's all for today. I need to go back to my bone chewing. Ngam ngam