One sunny day last week...

One sunny day last week...

DD: "Phewwwiittt... leng chai, mai mai. Got sale!!"

"What sale?"
"Btw, my name is Jan Tan. You can call me Tan for short. I am the alpha male in the neighbourhood. I roams and covers Jln PUJ 7/1 to Jln PUJ 7/7. I have my marking on every lamp post so don't play play. I am the BOSS"


But behind every successful man dog, there is a fat and ugly woman bitch.
"Oi, what do you mean by fat. I am not fat, only ugly. Well... everyone here called me Tina, short for Be Tina"
"And to you Tan, don't you ever go near that blonde chick. We black people don't like blonde, ok. Now come back!!"


This is where they usually meet up, Hydrant Corner about 50 meters aways from my home. Every evening both Tan and Tina will be there sniffing each other butt. Menyampah betui tengok mereka 'bercengkeramah'...



From The Daddy - Dom Dom was on heat 2 weeks ago so she has been acting extra 'hiao'

I am still alive

Hi hi. Contrary to rumour spread by liucas, I am pretty much alive and kicking.

To prove you that, below is the picture of my san choi or figure. I bet Liucas is dripping saliva right now. But too bad, you are too SHORT for my liking. Hahahahaha


Here is a picture of me enjoying my BIG BIG bone. Grandma bought one for me from the market. I think Liucas never tried this before. He only has those pathetic kibble that is why he is malnutritious and developed the symptom 'unable to differentiate his own gender'. I pity you

Okay, that's all for today. I need to go back to my bone chewing. Ngam ngam

My graduation day

It's been a while since I last blogged. It is all daddy's fault! He has been really busy at work and always ignore me when I asked him to post on behalf of me. Luckily or rather... finally we have phone line installed a couple weeks ago and now I can surf from home. Yay!

A little bit of update, daddy enrolled me in a Canine Good Citizen(CGC) program last August. Basically every Sunday, daddy will send me to this training ground 20 mins away for an hour of training. The training involves 'heeling work', sit stay, recall and down stay. The 'exam' was early last month and I managed to pass my 'exam' with flying colour.

Where I train everyweek


Daddy receiving the award


Me and my medal

Now that I have passed my beginner class, daddy has enrolled me in two more advanced classes, pre novice obedience class and beginner agility class. Hopefully I'll do well.

Ah... almost forget, to all the human, Happy Chinese New Year.

The true face of Liucas the Hamsap Dog

My daddy always teaches me not to write bad about people dog but this time I cannot stop myself from writing about him due to his super ham sap behavior. Last week, I asked him to join me at the Doggy Fair. So being a host, I go there seven early eight early. Mana tahu, he only came at 11am, 3 hours late.

And as soon as he arrived, he quickly pretends cute while posing for the photographer.


And some more pretend to be friendly with me but I know he is using the opportunity to raba raba me.


When I politely push him away, he so damn pik chik goes and pees and poops everywhere and this time I got evident to prove it.
Or See(pooping)


Or Liu(peeing)


But no matter how ham sap he is, my daddy still insists that I pose one for the group picture. Look at this face, always pretending to be cute and innocent. Cis!


Now guys don't say I did not warn you about Liucas!!

Don't you want to be like me?

Unlike Liucas, I like water!
And now, I get to play in the pool each weekend.

Here's me waiting for the pool to be filled.


On a hot day like this, a cool dip in the water is so refreshing... Awww syiok betul


And did I tell you I love the water?


Daddy, where is my tennis ball? No ball how to play woh!


Now I am learning catching ball thrown by my daddy. It's really hard because I always misses the timing.


Check out my daddy's biceps. ---> 'I was forced to write this line. He threatens to stop my supply of begging strips. Bad daddy!'


And the best part is after a good swim, I get to relax under the sun and getting a good tan.


Don't you want to be like me?

By the way, I heard Daddy said he will be bringing me to Central Park this weekend for a Doggy Fair. Hmm... I must start to pretend guai guai. Hehehe...