My new trick

Hi hi everyone. Long time no see. I know you guys must have missed me a lot. Anyway don't want to brag so much else you people sure say me perasan one. Hehe

Anyway, today I want to show off you guys a new trick I learnt. My daddy called it 'Stay'. What my daddy did was to tempt me with treat (neh... those free treats he got from the Dogathon 2 weeks ago) and I have to resist by staying put until my daddy give me the signal to wallop the treat.

Well... out of 10 attempts, I got 6 right. Not too bad ya for a 4 month olds puppy like me. My daddy very kedekut one... you see the amount of treat he give me each time. Only one lousy piece of doggy biscuit. Sighh... hou mieng fooo ah

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Sometimes, I really do not understand human, why they want to do something silly like this. I think they enjoy seeing me in this kind of situation.

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But luckily, my best trick still this one. Bite my daddy's finger. But this trick no treat one... so unfair!!!

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What I did last Saturday...

Daddy bought me a new toy last week - a rubber ball... again.
I got so many toys already. Let see, I got 2 rubber balls, 1 tyre-shape chewy, a couple of bones shape-chewy and a rope.

Daddy is trying to teach me the 'Stay Trick'... but normally I can't stay long. I am so tempted to bite anything that crosses my path. Muahahahaha...

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After a hard day of playing, I need to crunch my thirst.

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I was chilling out at the living hall when I heard grandpa telling daddy how smelly I am and he suggested getting me bathed.

Grandpa: "Oi, your dog smelly lah. Bath her lah"
Daddy: "Okay"
Me: "Woof Woof Woof" translated to "I am not smelly lah. This is women scent. You human so kampung one..."

But I cannot do anything to prevent daddy and mummy from bathing me. Well, not that I dislike bathing, I actually like water but I don't like to be forced into doing something I don't want to. This picture showing me lepak-ing before the 'slaughter'

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One thing I don't understand human is why lah they like to take picture of everything. Even during showering, they still want to snap me! Crazy bunch!

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Actually I am feeling very happy they bath me because I overheard them talking about bringing me to Dogathon 07 tomorrow. I can't wait...

I was spanked... sob sob

I was spanked by daddy this morning.... sob sob.
All I did was ingesting several pebbles and he hit me so hard. If he smacks me one more time, I am going to report him to SPCA.

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Dogathon 07

I was checking some doggy-porn sites when I stumbled into this - Dogathon 07 website. Since every Sunday I also eat full nothing to do, I will try to persuade daddy to bring me there.

Hmm... looking at the main event list, there are so many interesting games such as Dogathon Race (hmm... need to run one ah? think think first), Fastest Eating Duo (aiya, this one sure I can win lah since me and my daddy can eat really fast), Emperor’s New Clothes (some silly dress me up competition), Master Hunt (need to look for your master, i.e. my daddy), Best Trick (the only trick I know now is sleep, does that count as a trick), Dog and Owner Look-A-Like (this one sure lost, my daddy so ugly with pimple everywhere, waste gas only) and Agility Challenge (a field event close to a game my daddy used to play called 'Lari berhalangan and Cari duit dalam tepung'.

This is really a Must go activity with capital M. For the rest of the week, I am going to be kuai kuai and remind myself not to poo in the cage or pee on the carpet again else daddy sure won't bring me there one. He always said if he bring me out, I always memalufyingkan him. But I think he will go, because normally this kinds of event, the organizer gives out free goodie bags such as dog food and knowing how kedekut he is, sure no run chicken this time. Hahaha

Here are some details:
Map here
Schedule here

Btw, check out my latest photo on Playgod. Some doggyrazzi shot me chewing on some ice cream wrapper. I tell you, all these doggyrazzis no use one. People pose nice nice they don't want to take, they only want to take picture of me eating my poo or licking my downthere. Apalah...

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Hello world!

Hi there everyone!! *Waving Paw*

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Hmm... Where to start? Okay, I'll introduce myself first.

My name is Wisdom. I am a girl. You can call me Dom Dom for short. You must be wondering where this name came about. Well... my dad got me the same day he went for surgery to remove his wisdom tooth so he named me after his tooth. Grrrrrrrr!!!

Anyway I am golden retriever. My biological mum is a golden retriever and my biological dad is a golden retriever as well. Talk about coincident! My dad said my parents are champion. I don't know what he meant but yesterday I poo-ed 3 times, each time after my dad cleans the cage. I think I am really a champion lor. Haha. Anyway I am barely 3 month old but I am already weighed at 8kg. My granddaddy said I am fat. I where got fat!! Hmmppthhhh!!! You guys look at me. Fat meh??

Anyway nowadays my daddy wakes up early in the morning to walk me around the neighbourhood. He makes sure I have enough to eat before he goes to work. He even called his brother (my uncle-lah) to check on me during lunch hour. Pity my uncle has to go home during lunch hour to clean my poo. Hehehe…

*to be continued...