Dogathon 07

Last Sunday, my daddy and mummy brought me to Dogathon 07 located in the UPM campus. I was so excited to go kai kai that I ‘pretend’ to be kuai kuai the night before. Shh…don’t tell my daddy about it ya. He was wondering how come I did not pee on the floor that night unlike the few nights before.

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Anyway, we reached UPM around 8am, the weather there is so cooling, I feel like peeing all the time… which I did. Hahaha.. All doggies need to go through physical examination before they are allowed to participate in any of the event so as soon as we reached the Dogathon 07 event designated area, I was ushered away by some nurses for ‘physical’ examination. You should be there to hear all the ‘Oooooh’ or ‘Aaaahhh’ when those nurses see me. Sigh, what to do… they never see such a cute puppy before. Luckily I am used to all these attention. Just pretend cool lor like those celebrities.

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After the examination, my daddy registered me at the welcome booth and as I suspected, he got some freebies from the sponsor. Later that day, he so damn thick face went and registered again and got another bag of goodies. See... I tell you he damn kedekut one. I so paiseh leh because my friends all laugh at me. Sigh… daddy, what to do with you.

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While my daddy was busy snapping away with his new lens and at the same time ogling at my friends’ mothers, mummy brought me to this booth that provides free tick treatment. Not that I have any tick but mummy said this is a precaution woh. For your information, we golden retriever have no tick one, ok. We are royal breed. Tick only for pariah dog like Liucas… Hahahaha

Mummy even bought me 3 set of clothes, of course with daddy’s money. She said I must learn to be like her. Utilize my cute look to get lots of treat. Mummy so panlai. Anyway, back to my clothes, I was wearing one in this picture. Will show you guys the other two pieces when I managed to get hold of my daddy’s camera. Lately he very LC, always tell me not to touch his camera. One of these days, I am gonna chew off the filter off his lens, and then he knows who’s the master and who’s the slave.

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I need to sign off now. My uncle will be back soon from his class. Yesterday he screamed murder when he found out that I ter-poo-ed in the cage. He has to clean the entire cage and me. I think he’s a bit angry with me so today I got to manja manja with him.

What I did last Saturday...

Daddy bought me a new toy last week - a rubber ball... again.
I got so many toys already. Let see, I got 2 rubber balls, 1 tyre-shape chewy, a couple of bones shape-chewy and a rope.

Daddy is trying to teach me the 'Stay Trick'... but normally I can't stay long. I am so tempted to bite anything that crosses my path. Muahahahaha...

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After a hard day of playing, I need to crunch my thirst.

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I was chilling out at the living hall when I heard grandpa telling daddy how smelly I am and he suggested getting me bathed.

Grandpa: "Oi, your dog smelly lah. Bath her lah"
Daddy: "Okay"
Me: "Woof Woof Woof" translated to "I am not smelly lah. This is women scent. You human so kampung one..."

But I cannot do anything to prevent daddy and mummy from bathing me. Well, not that I dislike bathing, I actually like water but I don't like to be forced into doing something I don't want to. This picture showing me lepak-ing before the 'slaughter'

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One thing I don't understand human is why lah they like to take picture of everything. Even during showering, they still want to snap me! Crazy bunch!

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Actually I am feeling very happy they bath me because I overheard them talking about bringing me to Dogathon 07 tomorrow. I can't wait...

Dogathon 07

I was checking some doggy-porn sites when I stumbled into this - Dogathon 07 website. Since every Sunday I also eat full nothing to do, I will try to persuade daddy to bring me there.

Hmm... looking at the main event list, there are so many interesting games such as Dogathon Race (hmm... need to run one ah? think think first), Fastest Eating Duo (aiya, this one sure I can win lah since me and my daddy can eat really fast), Emperor’s New Clothes (some silly dress me up competition), Master Hunt (need to look for your master, i.e. my daddy), Best Trick (the only trick I know now is sleep, does that count as a trick), Dog and Owner Look-A-Like (this one sure lost, my daddy so ugly with pimple everywhere, waste gas only) and Agility Challenge (a field event close to a game my daddy used to play called 'Lari berhalangan and Cari duit dalam tepung'.

This is really a Must go activity with capital M. For the rest of the week, I am going to be kuai kuai and remind myself not to poo in the cage or pee on the carpet again else daddy sure won't bring me there one. He always said if he bring me out, I always memalufyingkan him. But I think he will go, because normally this kinds of event, the organizer gives out free goodie bags such as dog food and knowing how kedekut he is, sure no run chicken this time. Hahaha

Here are some details:
Map here
Schedule here

Btw, check out my latest photo on Playgod. Some doggyrazzi shot me chewing on some ice cream wrapper. I tell you, all these doggyrazzis no use one. People pose nice nice they don't want to take, they only want to take picture of me eating my poo or licking my downthere. Apalah...

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